Oh my gosh.  I have been thinking/writing in Sentences In Which Every ("Important") Word Begins With a Capital Letter all day (well, all day Saturday, which was 19 minutes ago).  And trying to generalize everything into a Category With a Catchy Name.  This is bad.  I've only been on it three times, but TvTropes is going to ruin my life.

Just like this guy.  And he's two-dimensional; he hasn't even got an actual brain to fry on the Internet.